I got Louis.  Is there actually a Louis?

Everybody wants a piece of the pie!

Easy there Tom Jane!

Kaley Cuokie_Monster

Ted Beneke is not my lover!
He's just a boss who claims that I am the one!

I have an office and get paid monthly!  BOOM (It's still a measly paycheck though so there's that)

I actually didn't hear that word until I was in third grade.

These puns are the glue that hold us all together.

Calm down.  It'll be ok.

Buzzfeed has pictures of hot men and adorable animals.  What's not to love?

This is such a sweet, sad story.  But how did you not wake up when they stuck a Transformer under your pillow?  That would be all lumpy!

As long as we do it in a spoiler-free manner for those among us who aren't caught up.

So you want him to remember you and take you over there?

Wait, then who is Huffington Post for?

I remember getting to kindergarten and thinking of my classmates, "You stupid fucks think Santa is real?  What is WRONG with you people!?"

Allison Janney does Kaiser Permanente commercials.  When I'm in the car and hear one while changing radio channels, I'll stop to listen because I love her voice that much.

I saw the name of this show and was grossed out but then I saw Bradley Whitford and got really excited.  I'm so confused right now!

I've never seen The Newsroom and I never will, but I really enjoy your hatred of it.

Hey, whose ugly mug are you setting your teabag on?

I feel horrible for clicking like.