Tucker and Dale and Wreck-It Ralph: Two Alan Tudyk movies in one weekend makes for a darn good weekend, sir!

Just tell everyone your avatar is a selfie.

I thought for one glorious second that you "introduced my son Kriss Kross to the medium of Just Dance 2" because Kriss Kross Broccoli would be a great name.

Oh my god, that's awful.  I hope you put a lot of pressure on that doctor's office that fucked this up for you.  That's totally unacceptable.

Not only is Rango a great movie, it is beautiful.  The creatures are fantastic, and water is one of the hardest things to animate!

Good luck with your plumbing problems oh and also don't have a BB-induced heart attack.

Homer at the Bat: I FINALLY GET IT.  I understand what you are all referring to when you say "Simpsons Glory Days."  Yeah, I had laughed quite a bit before this episode ("why are we vaccinating Maggie for diseases she doesn't even have?") but I hadn't had an Instant Classic episode.  Until "Homer at the Bat."  And I…

Where are you going to obtain that?

ARE YOU JP MCPICKLESHITTING ME?

;-)

I should stop reading this because I'm so paranoid about S4 spoilers.  EEEE!!!!

me-ow!

I did none of those things.  I sat there, not blinking or breathing, with my mouth hanging open.

1) His name in the books was Tyler Smallwood apparently…I think they made the right choice by changing it.

I think Kellan Lutz looks like if somebody made a police sketch of what a hot guy should look like and it somehow came to life but I did find this for you. https://encrypted-tbn0.gsta…

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus …I thought so too.

It doesn't matter which character says a frustrated "Jesus Christ," I always enjoy it.

Here's a number for you: 69

Call me when they start aring Sleep Talking.

I'm currently 4 episodes in to season 4.  Can I include Tyler Lockwood in this list?  He has beautiful, beautiful WOLF EYES.