SPIKE

*Crawl Space laughs*

"Benedict Cumberbatch vehicle"

Frasier lied!

Lynching Lane

What about Bobbies I-IX?

He moves in with his dad (who has to be a zombie in this scenario but whatever) and they get in fights over his dad's ugly old chair.

Quacking Mad

Not how you should have responded.

Poor Kitty (Sal's wife, not you).

*sighs, kneels*

WHERE IS MY DRAGON

Wait never mind I get it!

Apparently when I was in Dallas and stood on the X that marks the spot where JFK was shot, I should've dropped trou and taken a dump.

Whatever happened to baby Jayne?  I bet he was adorable.

Someone please explain this to me.

Scruffy, you should stop doing that before it becomes a habit.

Bad Company til the day I die.

He can't help it that he shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run.

Who killed Laura Palmer?