I agree with mratfink.

"SAY MY NAME."

We talkin' cookies?

Lab gloves do work on touch screens!  They wouldn't work with a fingerprint, though.

There are glove-gloves that work on touch screens but wouldn't transmit a fingerprint.  I often wear lab gloves, though, and a touch screen works through those.

Brick.  Although it would probably serve as a good reminder to use protection.

With all the dumb "occupational" names on Kids These Days (Mason, Hunter, Cooper), I'm surprised Cobbler hasn't been a part of the trend.  Maybe someday…

The owner is a Steelers fan.  I'm not really surprised that he would sabotage the team.

When you someone glob it

Does that make college football a synagogue?

*bangs head on desk*

Ok, are you supposed to do it WITHOUT making a fist?  Because I just tried, and it's more like a deformed evil claw with my middle finger sort of sticking out a little if I don't make a fist.

@Scrawler2:disqus - like like like

I drafted him, so it's good for my fantasy team.

So, for locking an iPhone, was the only option that obnoxious PIN?  Because I really like the "connect the dots" feature on my phone, especially since I often wear gloves and wouldn't want to have to remove them to unlock my phone.

This was on an Android phone, but someone sent me a message about "Streaker 7" instead of "Scrawler" because yes I was texting I was texting about Scrawler and no it wasn't weird.

LOL

They were all Browns. They'll have staph infections in 3…2…

I hope nobody walks past my office and sees me…I don't want to say "giving myself the finger" because I know what you pervs will think, so, "flipping myself off"?  Because I'm now examining my form to see whether I have good technique.

Motherfucker, I can't click Like to agree with you so I have to waste a whole comment to say "yes, I agree with you."