That sounds like a AFLIMsy excuse to get pissed off.

The NFL Loves Genocide And Here's Why You Should Too

I wonder if she had to get lessons on how to flip the bird, a la Bret and Jemaine when Aziz Ansari was being racist.

He smells soft.

If there's one thing the NFL needs more of, it's money!

Dogs Whose Heads Are Too Big To Be Born Vaginally, And Also They Are Prone To Obesity And Clogged Anal Glands

Wait, who was able to Like that?!

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I keep trying to click it anyway!

I AM THE ONE WHO DOES NOT NAME NAMES

Big Red NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus - the Presidential Penis Name Thread was yesterday.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus - That's a great idea.  Nudies ftw!

I'd fall on you and crush you, and end up taking you to the ER.  We'd laugh about it later.

Has anybody in this family ever even SEEN a spreadsheet?

Bridget Jones's Blog

Alyson Hattigan

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus - I think our cats are long-lost sisters.  Bring yours with you when you come over to watch The Little Mermaid.

I demand to not be played by Katherine Heigl.

Ahh, the SS Nose Candy.  I didn't know you'd actually transferred to Greendale!