Back when I was in college (2004-2010) my school was on quarters.  Basically, anything over ten weeks sounds like forever to me.  I'm thinking about going back to school for yet another degree, and semesters just sound like torture.

There's a 5k-10k program that I'm going to do once I get back up to 5k (boo being so sick earlier this month).  But seriously, the thought of going 0-10k is ridiculous!

I do, however, want to use that phrase out of context.

My sister's sister-in-law said that the doctor only did one thing during the birth of her first child, the nurses did everything else.  And that was how her doctor earned the nickname "Dr. Buttwiper."

I cannot fathom those people who want EVERYONE in the delivery room with them.

I have to have renter's insurance to live in my apartment.  I'm disappointed but not surprised that this is not always the case, although I know some policies don't cover flood damage because insurance companies are assholes.

That's awesome!  You'll be cruising on to even smaller pants soon!  (heh…boats)

That really is the best.  I love being all snuggled up and warm under my blankies!

Just wait until the first time you get a staff reply.

I think you should call your wife Tonks Addams.

Only 27 more weeks left in the semester!

Whee!  Good luck on the second date!

Have a good trip!

I believe it was mostly that other thing, but a little bit his true feelings as well.  Because he is a horrible person.  You are correct and should not have gotten shit.

Man, I'm suddenly flashing back to the day everyone was discussing their extra-long second toes.

I look forward to hearing about it!

:( at shin splints

Ugh.  Fuck those kids.

Do I pick up the knife or the phone, knife or phone…

Ugh, my neighbors all smoke.  I can't think of anything that smells more repulsive than cigarettes.