It's like adding IN BED after a fortune cookie.

My friend's mom told her to say loudly, "Hi honey, I'm home!" upon returning home, so that People would think there was a Big Strong Man there and not realize she was a woman living alone.

:D

I'm very sad now.

Sadly, you settle for making dirty words in Words with Friends.

YESSSSSS this makes me so so so so happy.

Proteins are pretty awesome…pretty much anything involving tertiary structure is SO COOL.

I recently cleaned out my closet and found five ski hats.  Now they're all ready to go for the coming winter!

I should probably stop saying "Bye kids, I love you!" as I walk out.

*swoons*

"No, I'm being checked out!" - ComradeQuestions

You make unemployment sound fucking awesome.

But, plants have a lot of protein, so…whatever, I am not going to try to follow his train of thought.

The "L" in "LJo" stands for "Little Kicks."

You named your penis JudgeReinhold?

I've come dangerously close to saying "OF COCK" to real people.

I felt really bad last week after the TI, because I got a cold call from somebody and I said I wasn't interested and he said, very plaintively, "Well, why?"

Good luck!  Happy birthday, Little Broccoli!

*jumps on table, does the Julia Stiles in 10 Things dance, hits head, is caught by…no one, is sad now*

Black licorice!?