It took everything I had not to shoot Coke (coca cola) out of my nose at this comment.

My ex: "I'm gonna fuck the fuck outta you!"

Is he still dating his girlfriend?

One time I got a text from my mom that said, "WHEN ARE YOU GETTING HERE?  Your sister is here and I need a buffer!"  It was about me, she meant to send it to my brother.

I always give my cat a pat on the head before I leave for work, and she shakes her head impatiently, and it makes me laugh becuase it strikes me as being very "Come on, Mom, you're embarrassing me!" of her.

That's awesome!  Good luck!

I almost started a "WHERE'S THE TI" thread in that Kelsey Grammer article.  PANIC

I'm on Season 3 and there hasn't been a single one yet!

No pun thread!?  You just plu a perfect opportunity for some guaranteed laughs.

Don't forget his not-brother Adam.

"Well, he DID play The Beast!"

Maybe since it's not Fox, it won't be as bad?

He played the robot.  So it's kind of like dreaming about Paul Bettany after watching Iron Man.

I'm pretty sure the first letter was written by a woman, but I think it would be kind of amusing if it were written by a man who for some reason is married to a lesbian.  There's some sort of sitcom premise in there somewhere.

@LJo1:disqus - I'm game.

Thanks for mentioned I, Robot.  Time to think about Alan Tudyk for a while!

HI HOW ARE YOU

LeBron's high school put up billboards all over town when he graduated.  The billboards said "Congratulations Class of 2003 - Over $100 million in scholarships!"

They're inexplicably drawn to them.

That's really disappointing.