No, that was Nightmare on Elm Street.

Bryan Pantsoff

I'd only ever noticed him in Friday Night Lights, so I was really disappointed to see him standing up.  I guess it was too much to hope that a TV show would've cast a wheelchair-bound actor as a wheelchair-bound character.

No.

Maybe Todd will bring him a Crucifictorious t-shirt.

I'm so disappointed that Jesse has been wearing that hideous shirt for the past several episodes.

I guess this Apple doesn't fall far from Groot.

Pee Daniels' The Buttler

Drunk Dave, I usually like you, but right now I hate you for getting that song stuck in my head.

The Balking Dead about a zombie who works so hard to overcome being dead so he can be a Major League pitcher, but in the playoffs he tells his manager he can get the last out but then he sets and his arm falls off and he balks in the winning run and his team doesn't make it to the World Series and they shoot him right…

I have a very good friend who lives in Capitol Hill so I bet he will have a hard time getting home tonight.

Best thing I read about Sandy Hook: "Today is not the day to talk about gun control.  Yesterday is the day to talk about gun control."

But I want to hear about Tim Tebow!  Where is he not playing NOW?

I'm licking my monitor but I'm not getting drunk!

Let's go to the mall!  Let's go to the ma-a-all!

Ugh, that's enough to tell me that the guy is an asshole.

I thought of those immediately.

mmmm liquor and chocolate

Infiltrate, I think is what you're looking for

Do we have a "Mass Shooting" clock that gets reset every time we have one?  Maybe the NRA can sponsor it.