The prompt for writing in the guest book: "What woman do you admire most?" and I wrote about Mitochondrial Eve aka [REDACTED] from the show [REDACTED] but I think you know who I'm talking about.  But the real version, not the TV version.

It was doable up until this week when Todd reached new levels of Todd.

You should come next year.  It'll be awesome.  This is the party where I almost got trapped in the bathroom because the door got stuck but luckily there was another door!

I got distracted by the proximity of the words "golden" and "showered" and totally missed the point of your comment.

I know O'Neal was joking but apparently being offended by those Breaking Bad donuts with blue sprinkles is a thing now.

You always know how to cheer me up!

I was glad my parents weren't there because my dad would talk to be annoying on purpose and my mom would ask "who is that" type of questions and also be annoying but not on purpose.

Not this year.  Last year I wore a T-shirt from Goodwill that had a bald eagle, American flag, and motorcycle on it and says "AMERICAN TRADITION."  For real.

I'm having a hard time watching BB and FNL concurrently due to Jesse Plemons.  What on earth is he like in real life?

I'm really sorry to hear about your friend.  That sounds awful, especially if it's something that seems to be impairing your friend's ability to communicate.  Internet hug.

YOU'RE IN A POLKA BAND?  HOW HAVE YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS BEFORE

My parents are on vacation so they're out of the state but I went to their house to watch it.  My sister and her husband came over also.  After the episode, we all sort of stared at each other and then wandered around the kitchen aimlessly for a few minutes before mumbling, "Well, see you later," and leaving.  I…

I liked the first two stories.  My friend is a teacher, and apparently at conferences they sometimes have tons of free books and let them loose and they riot and try to grab as many as they can so that's how she ended up with it before it was released.

That's ok, though, because you've seen all the movies.

I was going to make a joke about you being one of the seriously questionable people but Breaking Bad made my brain tired and I can't think of anything funny to say.

I had no idea you'd never seen BB!  Good luck, I really hope you like it and aren't underwhelmed due to everyone talking about how great it is all the time.

Congrats on 36!  Good choice on taking the engagement pics now that you are ripped.

That sounds terrible.  I'm really sorry you are stuck in the middle of all this.

I discovered that two of my IRL friends like Happy Endings as well!  High-five

My friend gave me her uncorrected proof edition of Unnatural Creatures, which is a bunch of short stories selected by Neil Gaiman.  I'm pretty excited to start it.