Preparation Heche's publicist press release:

@ TFD—Regardless of one's religious belief system, the reason this "scandal" word is tossed around is because priests/bishops/ect. are supposed to be trusted professionals. If hospitals had physicians or nurses molesting kids, then just moved them elsewhere, I would be equally horrified. "Scandal" is not used…

Don't get someone to smother you. Overdosing on narcotics is much easier/painless/more fun.

Scheisse!!!!

Who would have thought that "please a woman sexually" and "I do know Cyclops' secret identity" would have been uttered in the same post?

Do Iowa, South Dakota, and North Dakota get passes just because they're north of the Mason Dixon line?

If we had listened to Bob Barker, we would not have allowed the Kesha's fans reproduce rampantly and become a reservoir for rabies.

Robot Chicken also did a skit called "Monster Truck Perseus," which was a pretty good spoof, as well.

God of War III is about overthrowing Olympus.
I have fond memories of watching Clash of the Titans on TBS on lazy afternoons. It seemed like it was on once a month…

Is "killing the cynical chicks" the new "killing the sluts first" horror movie device? Obviously, making sandwiches and having sex are the two great characteristics women can have, so it seems natural.

Your clarification is duly noted.

Everything of his but Tim & Eric is great to me. I want to like it… it's just mildly amusing.

That's right. How could I forget that value judgments about parenting and religion devalue the moral fiber of our country?

I'm not trying to play semantics. Being a good parent isn't that hard.
People who constantly talk about how hard parenting is either have nothing else to talk about (everyone loves to talk about how hard their life is) or follow the comment with, "Won't someone think of the children!"
Giving birth is hard, but in…

Feminism is dead, OK? Now who wants a catfight?

I still have the soundtrack to Singles… which still holds up, as far as I'm concerned.

If I have to hear one more woman say that being a mom is hard, someone is getting punched.
Because it's not.

May I ask what the fuck a "ROFLCOPTER" is?

If you live in North Dakota, the world is pretty small…

Perpetuating vapid buzzwords
That Simpsons take on The Graduate was so meta.