False temporal association due to a meme?

If it wins your approval…

Statistical Analysis
I used the first 150 posts with a reasonable (excluding 2004 and 1897, for example) birthyear and calculated the average.
1983
You want a P value and related shit? Screw off.
I apparently should be using an abacus.

Wasn't your Nana beaten by first-grade weatherman assistant Jason Segel?

The Ides of March the year Reagan was first elected.
Yes, I want a cookie for stopping the apocalypse or however that retarded Demi Moore movie went.
Oh, excuse me, Sarah Palin.

Ending
I didn't get the gratification from the ending that I did in the other games. You kick ass for hours on end for that whimpering result? Am I off on this?

People don't come back from pancreatic cancer, unfortunately. Typical survival from diagnosis is only five months.

I'm still mad that Trailer Park Boys had to put that disclaimer at the beginning of some of their seventh season episodes about Swayze not having anything to do with their show. Would it have been so hard to put yourself on par with Sebastian Bach?

Irreversible.

No zazz. It's dildos.

My two cents, Dr. Robuttnik… I rarely post on the AV Club, but I do just because I live in a place where Jesus rules, the weather is always the topic of the day, science is witchcraft, and the weltzschmertz will not subside until I can bail in two years. Sure, everyone complains about their environment, but the…

If I'm not yelling, "BIG BUCKS, NO WHAMMIES!", I'm not playing it.

I thought I was already dead on the inside, but no…

Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, but I think prion diseases are a better way to curse someone. One can get chemo or antivirals…

Can I ask a favor?
I know this isn't directly a comment about Rabbit, Run (maybe philosophically it is), but I really would appreciate some other opinions on this. Why do people say "Life is Short"? Isn't life the longest thing one ever does? It seems to me saying "Life is Short" is just a half-assed justification…

Are we now going to see a spoof called "Deep Movie" in the vein of "Scary Movie"? I think the space/time continuum would collapse…

…. because it could be said that nothing means anything and we choose to spend our meaningless lives bitching on this page. So shut up and let us.

Kapow, as a scientist who is usually on the side of reason, let me be the first to say that your statement means nothing.