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I graduated in '99, but I have still never seen this movie.  I suppose I did it at the time just to do the opposite of everyone else, but it still doesn't look interesting enough to put the effort into watching it.

The guidance counselor wouldn't be nearly as generous with the review… more like the drummer's girlfriend's little sister.

I don't mean to sound queer or nothin'…

Me, too, replicant!

Crispin Glover and Steve Buscemi are on my bucket list, so I can relate, Lux. 

Looks like you deserved the beatdown of your namesake.

Since it involves Troy Duffy, it should be a "rockumentary."

As a pharmacist (who has worked in a psych ward), I can say it is rare that people who need antipsychotics actually stay on them.

Sorry to say that alcohol is even worse than caffeine when it comes to exacerbating anxiety…

FTW… 180 miles round trip.

I don't think "angry" was the correct way to express how I felt.  Maybe "indescribably annoyed"…
Yeah, I remember what it was like to be a teenage girl.  Teenage girls like stupid shit.

Someone confiscate his Valium…

Let's see how much your ass knows about flyin'!

I'd have sex with that movie.

I glanced at the picture of Ashton, and it looked like he had mutton chops.  I will not look again because that's how I want to remember it.

Stock is now going up on the drug company who makes No-Morte.

Is it the mark of a good or bad article when the wenis cannot be found?

@ Jorge:

I always said I'd watch a Smurf remake if Harvey Keitel played Gargamel.

I'd think his better bet would be to claim that he was terminated as a result of his manic phase (he's obviously manic), and you can't fire people for being mentally ill. Done and done.