Well, the past 25 years or so of comics disagrees with you. But I bet there's plenty of forums on the internet where you could have a lively discussion about it.

Wait, you're telling me you think that a serial killer with a penchant for heavy weapons would work as a bad guy? Huh.

It's frikkin' Titus Pullo with an assault rifle. Of *course* it's going to rock!

Man, maybe someone could review Reservoir Dogs, so we could discuss the film's merits?

Cult of *two*, EvelKareebel. Congo is some quality crack, from beginning to end.

Duder, seriously, let's not get scientific about made-up creatures here.

You're the man now, dog!

Man, they have to cover him. He SHOT A DUDE IN THE FACE, and that's not even the worst thing he did.

For you J-horror (lord how I hate that term) newbies, don't get your hopes up too high about Ringu. The American version was better.

IMHO, a great cover is different from the original, but still an awesome song. For example, the Revolting Cocks doing "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy."

You automatically write off BIll Nighy at your peril.

You name a body part and a planet, and I took a bullet in it, on it!

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

It works every time, 60% of the time.

See also: Max Headroom, Thundarr the Barbarian.

touche!
"I don't respect people who hate something just because it's popular."

You know, the production design in the first one was pretty decent.

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As someone who commutes to DC daily, I can say that we often have to 'navigate countless dead ends, invisible barriers, and shattered metro tunnels while attempting to recover the Declaration Of Independence from robots dressed as the founding fathers.' So that part of the game is fairly accurate.

And whether or not it makes sense, Jason X is seriously golden. Highly recommended.

It's a cookbook! A cookbook!