a.) So we need better porn.
b.) Give the next generation a little faith. We turned out OK, they'll figure it out for themselves also. Teach the children, let them lead the way, etc.

Man, whatever happened to college kids delving the Tomb of Horrors, or facing off against some bugbears? Am I right?

…He fixes the cable?

Maryland represent!
Levinson is the second-best director to come out of Baltimore. Because, you know, John Waters.

almost nine years later
And this is still a pretty good read.

I'm aware that it's a joke, I get the reference. My point was, it was a lame and boring and too-oft repeated joke, and they could really do better.

Seriously?
"Consequently, hardcore Trekkies will probably get a lot more out of Quark's spaced-out shenanigans than people who regularly get laid."

Back in South Carolina, the video store next to the pizza joint was called Video Hut. It was golden. Why is Def Con 4 next to Top Gun? Becuase it's the hut, baby.

Back in South Carolina, the video store next to the pizza joint was called Video Hut. It was golden. Why is Def Con 4 next to Top Gun? Becuase it's the hut, baby.

undead undead undead

from Blade Runner…
I would actually pick the awesome End Titles. It's so much more… eighties-er.

The cake is a lie.

I recommend you check out the finale to a certain cop show called Crime Story.

Cop Roc

We could wire up his corpse like Teddy Ruxpin?

Twice even!

C'mon, mikey, have some confidence in your lameness.

Sight Commentor, you win at the internets

Is it really unintentional comedy, at this point? I can't imagine he isn't aware, on some level, of just how bad his movies are.

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