He's doing *excellent* work on Lost. Steals almost every scene he's in.

If you're rubbing their balls at summer camp, I don't think they're technically an enemy…

judging a book by its cover
I knew there was no way this book could be as awesome as its cover.

Tragically, no. The Hallmark-movie-commercials give you the whole movie. But man, if I had known Durst was behind the lens… they'd be even funnier.

Getting Started Early
Who's going to star in the movie version?

PANTHER.
MOUNTAIN.

What, a Simpsons reference?
In a world full of Simpsons references, this may have been the lamest of all.

The Robot Chicken Strikes Back

Guys, if you're failing firsties this epically, maybe you should consider another line of work.

missed opportunities
Seems like you're missing more things than you're attending. If the con continues to be this ginormous, what can they do to break things down a little?

um
Maybe we could get better details out of these panels, instead of a travelogue as to which ones you've hit?

…Fire in the Sky II?

Izzza people gonna die?

"Hold me like you did on Naboo."

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Scotty, but only when he was as big as a Jeffries Tube.

If anything, I bet it will drive him farther away.

Honestly, there is the vocal core of fans who will rant to hell and back when changes get made, but in my experience, the vast majority of fans are fine with changes, as long as the result is a good movie.

I hate to break it to you, but Cliffhanger is kind of terrible.

yay interviews question
More praise for re-covering the interview question. I'm a fan of the behind-the-scenes commentary. Keep 'em slinging.