You don't say!

Or Frank Darabont's originial script for the pilot?

Again: he agreed to serve time for the crime. He wasn't fleeing that. He doesn't want to be pardoned. Read a book on it, and/or watch a movie.

Or, not.

You forgot to mention Hudson Hawk. And yes, I'm serious.

24 Hour Party People
Honestly, is this documentary better than 24 Hour Pary People? Because I didn't see you list Steve Coogan above.

I always repeat the part from "Monster Mack": 'This monster is not human. It feels no pain. It cannot be reasoned with!'

Yes!

I think Roadhouse has achieved a certain cult status… but I partially attribute that to the MST3k crowd. Notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat.

What's missing
No shout-out for the Howard the Duck connection?

Actually, it's a cult hit for me *because* it's so terrible. The Viking team, with their Viking cars! And, man, that ending. *Classic.*

BULL MOOSE 4EVA!

but
Without High Noon, we would never have enjoyed The Quick And The Dead.

ballet of brutality
A background in professional dance, huh? Not unlike fanboy favorite Summer Glau, I note.

Philanthropy is important, but so is dressing up like a bat to punch bad guys in the face because your parents got killed. It makes perfect sense.

iconic?
"It isn't easy making heroes, and no one's created a truly iconic superhero since the revamped X-Men in the 1970s."

Wait, are we talking about Skeletor-porn here or not?

Man, I want someone to film "Gay Cats" right now.

Tragic Rubik's Cube accident?

…or maybe that's part of his joke?