heresy!
Of course, with today's rampant culture, Sabrina couldn't get on the air, because it would encourage kids to learn about witchcraft.

I know I'm not alone here…
Every time I hear about the Kardashians, I immediately think of the Cardassians from Star Trek.

I know I'm not alone here…
Every time I hear about the Kardashians, I immediately think of the Cardassians from Star Trek.

You're the man now, dog.

Coincidentally, you can.

Well put, David C. Toss Tim and Eric, Xavier, and Tom Goes to the Mayor, and put, well, pretty much anything on in their place. Squidbillies isn't my favorite, but it's funny enough if you don't watch the screen, because the animation is below sub par. And if they lose those, they could afford another handful of…

I'm surprised everyone is praising Event Horizon. I thought it was a good 2/3rds of a film, followed by a terribly disappointing final 1/3rd.

Holy carp, I'm the happiest girl at the prom. Instant gratification!

Kimche Bukkake would be a great name for an opening band.

At least Hitler kept the trains running on time!

Uh, it was never invisible.

the other vampires
I'd like to heap some praise on the other vampires, as well. They don't get any lines, but all exude a lot more energy and character than the human actors in the film, and do it without a lick of background or anything. Well done, Canadian extras!

man
Mentioning Gondry in a review of a Gilliam film onyl points out the shortcomings of the former and the spirit of the latter.

The opening sequence of the first Jeepers Creepers is fantastic. (Up until the kids enter the pipe.) Unfortunately, the rest of the movie follows.

I'd totally Leelee her Sobieski.

Uwe Boll Has A Posse

He won the Academy Award in 1991, and has been working hard to destroy his career ever since.

Zombie Feynman has it right (and nice xkcd reference, too.) Degree or no degree, these guys are scientists, who enjoy the occasional explosion. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Count me in with Jonathan, danrimage, and the other supporters above. It's by no means high cinema, but Gattaca is a good, enjoyable film, and well-put together. I often recommend it to non-scifi fans as scifi done right for everyone.

notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat
"The Thing and the Human Torch find new romance"