How tall was she when she wasn't standing on her purse?

I would've sworn Mean Gene Okerlund was already dead.

Is she 69ing anyone?

*gasps*

Nor is he a real Larry!

My question was where is that giant green thing. My second question was "did they install a giant butt plug at the Louvre?"

Quit writing songs with my fart.

As a Royals fan I feel compelled to point out that the great Steve Balboni would never be caught dead with these Nazi fuckheads.*

And batting .000 in the game of love, I'd be willing to bet.

It's a per capita thing. The Dutch are the tallest people on Earth when you average it out, but not every single one of them is tall. I know from my one visit to Amsterdam I never saw so many tall blondes in my damn life.

I had no idea Randy Bobandy was part of neo-nazis in Charlottesville. I am sorely disappointed, though wonder why he was wearing a batting helmet.

Yes, we'd all ILF Judith Light.

Shut up, Dorn.

Come on, Dorn, don't give this ole! bullshit. Get down on the ball!

We can obviously blame this on the failure of his Jerry RigWire.

Your majesty, you look like the piss boy!

I personally will not rest until the great Navy of the United States has a U.S.S. KFC Yum!

It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.

True, but it was still only the second time Teddy was running for president.

In Roosevelt's case, it would have been only his second full term. But still would have been more than eight years total had he won.