Gotta stick with the classics.

Ah, I see. I've never wanted to be English more, especially since I read downthread you've never been exposed to Dave Matthews Band either.

My grandpa was born about the same time. He had six daughters, one of which was my mother, who naturally loved The Beatles. He hated them so much he'd say things like "They're so dumb they probably do think there's eight days a week." He was also so opposed to Elvis, he once accidentally got some Elvis stamps when…

My favorite example of that is when they all have a big group laugh after announcing their evil plans. Then they keep laughing, and laughing and laughing. Until it's just a few chuckles and bemused hums. Then awkward silence.

The college radio station in my town plays that speech as one of its bumpers every once in a while. It fuckin' cracks me up every time.

Were you deaf until just now? Did you live in Siberia, or perhaps some sort of cave with only one no-Sugar-Ray-allowed station? I just don't see how that's even possible.

That was my experience too. Freshman year of college in '97-'98, that song was everywhere. But I still have a soft spot for it, because it was a fun goddamn drinking song, and I did a hell of a lot of drinking with friends while that song blared.

I remember "Let's Face It" coming out and being pretty excited for new Bosstones. Then listening to it a few times and thinking it wasn't as good as "Question the Answers." Then being excited again that people started finally realizing this was a fun band. Then being disappointed again that all the douchebags I knew…

But you missed Don "Majik" Majkowski!

Make the Statler Brothers electronic again!

No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.

I live in Kansas. All our Wal-Mart gun aisles have signs saying "Just in case those slave-owning Missouri bastards want to come across the border again."

When you're a star they let you file it.

It's not traveling when you're moving through the air with the ball. Come on man, everybody knows that. It's only traveling when you've taken thirty seven or more steps with the ball.

I'll be damned. I definitely got the version with the weird scatting shit in Nebraska.

Primus has always been kind of a singles band even though they haven't really haven't had a whole lot of big, traditional hit singles. All of their albums have some good tracks on them, but veer off into weirdness that's a bit too far out there and just kind of meanders around. But put on any mix of their stuff, or…

*Anal C u n t and Revolting Cocks shuffle off, heads hung low*

If anybody in this world cares about how people see him, it's this fuckstain. Trump, not you.

They're really giving it to that Ron Hague guy. He must work there or something.

Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on here? Midge, help me out.