What the fuck are Sweetos?

Mueller? I hardly know 'er!

Somebody arguing about what bands are and are not punk on the internet? Well NOW I've seen it all.

I think there's one CD Warehouse left in my town. But I haven't gone there in years because I'm lucky to have a great, local independent record store too, that has shitloads of good, cheap CDs.

Iron Maiden are the undisputed champions of this practice, although they're not punk. In my experience, they are also far and away the leaders in the most people wearing the band's shirt at that concert category.

I'm pretty sure I've never looked through a used LP bin, box of records at Goodwill or a garage sale without seeing one or more copies of Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors."

I remember seeing the Bullet Boys play that song on this show called "In Concert '91" that played during the summer on, I think, ABC. These are the kind of things I will never forget, while I will always struggle to remember my mom's birthday or my bank card PIN.

That's pretty much exactly what my brother said about delivering for Papa Johns in the late '90s. And my friends in college seemed to like it for all those reasons, and plus when they delivered to friends' houses they could step in for a minute, take a hit or two, slam a beer, then be back on their way.

Fair enough. I had friends who argued vehemently for her as number one. Some because of the red hair thing, but mostly I think because she had shot some nude photos for some British mag.

Thanks, good to know my brain didn't fabricate that memory. I do remember it being kind of lame and never trying it out a second time.

Wasn't there also a CD-ROM component to Wu-Tan Forever? I remember putting some disc in my friend's computer around '97 and you could move through different rooms full of shitty animation and hear the different members say various things in each.

I vaguely remember that computer-generated Bill Clinton thing. For some reason, I seem to remember him talking about Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up." I also remember a few years earlier when it was a big deal that Clinton was a character in a Beavis and Butthead episode.

I knew nothing about their personalities, fame or contributions to the group. Just what I saw with my young, horny eyes.

My friend Lisa says she'll watch it with me when it comes out.

You just gave me a great idea. I'm going to get "Subtlety" tattooed across my knuckles, not including the thumbs.

Captain Ron

Holy shit, they do have similar hair. Kind of like Tom Petty and Martina Navratilova.

I think we're all talking about Nick Lowery. You know, "Nick the Kick," with the single bar facemask and moustache.

Your mom did a hundred white men. Or more.

My father-in-law would be at that show in a heartbeat.