And what is that scene from? I might have to try and find it.

While working at my college newspaper, one of our reporters/editors asked me "so doughnuts is spelled 'dog-nuts,' right?" I assured him that was most certainly not right.

Pretty much everything, including colonoscopies, listening to your in-laws' political rants and smashing your toes with a hammer

Holy fucking shit. I just looked that up on Youtube and about lost it right here in the office. I mean, the shirtless kneeling in front of the book shelf. The wristbands. The reflection of a pool or whatever on his shirtless chest. The goofy ass grin after talking about Jesus killing a kid. That was gold!

It's always the Hips Don't Lie video for me. Since the first time I saw that, it comes back to mind every time Danzig is mentioned.

Ted Danzig.

No shit, that was the joke. Rich white people only go to jail sometimes for ripping off other rich white people. I guess in the case of the financial collapse it was OK because they ripped off poor people too.

Yeah, I remember all those rich white people who went to prison for causing the '08 financial crash too.

I know a guy who worked for a beef packing plant for many years. For several of those years, his job was as courier for bull semen. His whole job was driving bull jizz, which apparently was very valuable, from where it was harvested to where it was needed. Once, at a bar, he told me of the hassles of his job in the…

You mean Dickumentary Now?

But it was really goddamn bright in front of that dirty old Winnebago!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Kobach scares the shit out of me. We're FINALLY getting rid of Brownback and now this asshole might be next?

Also known as the Sprint method - we know we're worse than our competitor, but at least we're a bit cheaper. And we're using their old spokesperson!

Jesus Christ, that's ridiculous. I think it's about $15 for a 12er where I live.

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Oh yeah? Well I prefer the music of The Strokes, whom I once saw live, to that of Ryan Adams, which I am not very familiar with. So take that!

I've found this to be true. I knew Henry Rollins was short, but he seemed like a bodybuilding hobbit when I met him in person.

I'll have you know the professionals at my local CD Tradepost are nothing but civil, courteous and helpful ladies and gentlemen who would never dream of issuing profanity in a place of business!

I was pretty amazed at how good J Mascis was on this show. He's such a slow, dry speaker with a weird voice, but he was quick witted and goddamn hilarious in the show's format.