OK, that would make more sense.

That's gotta be bullshit. I guarantee not everyone he's met knows ALL the words. Sure, they probably are familiar with the song, but that's just ridiculous. Does he ask every single person he meets? And if they say yes, does he take them at their word or make them prove it?

He's gonna drive off a cliff and go down in a fiery crash several times over? If we could only be so lucky…

That movie is classic lines from top to bottom. I find myself quoting something from it at least a few times every week.

I can only do it a few times a year.

Oh yeah. *shudders*

True story: My wife and I had a band play our wedding. This band would invite anybody to come up and sing with them, and even provided lyric sheets. Their name: Shithook. There were no banned songs, but you can be sure they didn't play the chicken dance, hokey pokey or any of that horse shit.

I sang "You Shook Me All Night Long" at my wedding, with a backing band (I was the groom). Said band invited me up, at the encouragement of several friends, who knew I do a pretty decent Brian Johnson impersonation. It became a running thing and I've since sang it at several weddings. Sure, some of the old people…

We all have.

So it was you who put all those "BONER" bills in the tip jar!

Yeah, I got that. And that's what the money was for. (Because Donald Trump is ugly, you see).

Yes, yes, Mr. Sherman, everything's boring.

Not from her dad, she hasn't. Unless you mean his money.

One of his lawyers or somebody said in that documentary that they told OJ to stop taking his arthritis meds so his hands and knuckles would swell up a bit when they found out the prosecution might have him try on the glove.

Of course a dirty fuckin' Chiefs fan would vote to let OJ go free.

Did you go to my high school? Because I was also in US history, and the teacher stopped doing anything productive so we could watch. I don't remember Mr. Z saying Goddamit, however.

We're all rational, mature adults here.

I heard she has a nice beaver.

The saddest of upvotes from this Kansan

We got enough people punning in here already, pray they don't let anybody Yeltsin.