True, but if the Republicans succeed at implementing Kansas-style tax reform like they want to, we'll all be fucked by the trickle down bullshit.

That's because Christie's so close to New York. Brownback is hidden out here in flyover country. If he were in a more heavily populated or coastal state the country would hear a lot more about him.

Brownback excels at both. To a nearly unhuman level.

This is almost as good as the time Sam Brownback, governor of Kansas and professional fuckhead, was booed even louder at an NCAA tournament game. Kansas was playing Wichita State and when the camera showed him sitting in the stands wearing a half KU/half WSU shirt with permanent, stupid smug look on his face, the…

I once floated Herman Cain Katrina as a band name. Surprisingly, no one went for it.

Read the article, man! People have been asking for this nonstop for 18 years, or so says Sisqo.

Butts have always been a fascination in this boy's life.

Because drunk people at Taco Bell have always been known to be calorie conscious.

Trimesters? Was he going to a Big 10 lamaze class?

The existence of Corona proves there is no god.

I like those odds!

Where did you go to college where you could be done drinking?

If you go into a club expecting intelligent conversation, you're already behind the 8 ball.

I'll say.

#OnBehalfofWhovian

I certainly didn't like "Plan 9" better than "Ed Wood," but I didn't think it was nearly as bad as its reputation made it out to be. Sure it was a cheap scifi clunker, but I've seen much worse movies.

Iss bullshit!

The sex workers I've hired all completely sucked at walking on stilts, too.

What are the first three Ds? Diabetes, dyphtheria…uh…dislocated hips?

My wife once had a celebrity nightmare in which Richard Nixon hopped in our bed with us. She bolted straight up and got the hell out of bed. That was the night we watched "Frost/Nixon."