I thought it was Scores-easy. Are you telling me Beavis and Butthead misinformed me?

I used to work with a guy who simply used a combination of initials and his actual name, but it ended up starting with "leakin."

Fred Savage seems like a frickin' saint compared to all of these numbnuts*

I like to think turbo douche Guy Fieri carries a hip flask of Donkey Sauce with him everywhere he goes.

To be fair, I haven't listened to it in probably 15 years, if not more. I do remember being really disappointed by it at the time it came out, though.

That's an awesome story.

Don't judge his entire output on "The Pearl." Most of his work is nothing like that, save maybe "The Red Pony." Most of his novels are absolutely brilliant. Even if you don't share my glowing opinion, I really don't think you'll regret taking the time to read "East of Eden," "Grapes of Wrath" "Cannery Row," "Tortilla…

I'm not really ashamed of it, we all have questionable tastes when we're young. But, funnily enough, "Transistor" was the album that started to put me off 311.

That book is absolutely fantastic and beautiful. I've read it several times at different ages and loved it every time.

Bars have pretty comfortable seats, and booze!

I've never seen "Jurassic Park." People often don't believe me when I tell them that, or act like I'm avoiding it to be a contrarian douche or something. It's just a movie I never got around to.

Maybe that's why I love it. I saw it as a kid probably 15 times, and it was the first of the series I saw as well. So, sure my judgment is clouded by nostalgia, but I still enjoy it.

Not for long, we just ended the governor's stupid, bullshit, trickle-down economics tax plan. WOOOOO!!!!

Oh man, you've been to RESTAURANT NAME too? I love that place!

I thought all the Mayans were dead.

It would be run out of business by Neil HamburgerBurger.

I've never been to one, but I see their commercials pretty frequently, especially during college football games. In March my wife and I made a road trip to San Antonio. Starting about Oklahoma City on south, they were fucking everywhere. Like about 6 every 10 miles or so.

True story: Circa 1996 or '97, a friend of mine found Nick Hexum's email address online. So we wrote him an email about how we loved the band, (shut up, I was 17 in the sticks) and jokingly asked how much it would cost to get them to play a prom. He responded the next day with two questions: "How much weed can you get…

"All the Kids are Right" pretty much exactly describes my experience seeing them. I gotta think they've had a few bad shows and heard about it from fans. Which, who hasn't, but I appreciate their humor in writing a good song about it.

I've only seen 'em once, but I would absolutely do it again.