I've never heard anyone called an Irelandman, Englandman or The Netherlandsman.

Did you grow up in the gang from Death Wish?

Don't call me a Yankee, I hate those cocksuckers. Always buying World Series titles and denying my beloved Kansas City Royals glory in the late '70s.

I've heard from Mexicans that only gringos call gringos gringos. And Mexicans call white people Gabachos. Not sure on the spelling of that last one, but if that's true, then white people have already co-opted gringo, possibly without even knowing it.

What the FUCK are you talking about?

Frank Reynolds hasn't forgotten.

That doctor sure got to the bottom of that case.

You would know.

We are richer for having lost him.

My father-in-law acted like I just explained the theory of relativity when I suggested to him that he only flip his burgers once to maintain juiciness. And I've had more unjuicy, hockey puck burgers in my life than I could shake a stick at. It's amazing how many people can fuck up such a simple thing.

Hell yes to this. My wife and I make compote butter every once in a while, where you just take a stick of butter, mash it up with some fresh herbs, form it back into shape and freeze it. I use it almost exclusively for melting on a grilled steak while resting.

You goddamn son of a bitch.

And all those bankers behind the '08 financial crash.

Exactly. For example, "look at that old man over there with his underpants pulled up to his nipples."

When did you stop talking like Cookie Monster, Cookie_Monster?

[Guy second from left]: With this new Phil Donahue haircut I am gonna get soooooo laid!

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are still pretty big, right?

I don't hate any singular words, but there are several expressions that I hate. Whenever someone unironically says "______ is the new _______" I am filled with irrational rage and hatred. And no, I don't mean the name of the TV show.

Well, you know what you have to do.

I know you probably didn't intend to make me think about your grandma's tits, but here we are.