So is your dad banging ladies younger than you? Because if he looks like Sam Elliott he probably could.

My wife's best friend is 37 and she will go on at length about how hot Sam Elliott still is and how hard she'd jump his bones and so on. She even was interested when I told her there's a guy I see at work every once in a while who has a slight resemblance, but probably not the voice.

No Country For Old Men was an adaptation of the Cormac McCarthy book, so that's probably the biggest reason it's set when it is, in keeping with the source material.

I'm seein' double. Four season 4 references!

It's like getting fired from the porno industry for being promiscuous. Or being fired from Congress for taking bribes from industry.

I know a woman named Kelly Kelley. The first and last are spelled differently because she married a guy with the last name Kelley. But she took his name and didn't hyphenate, which I kind of admire her for doing, despite all the jokes she's got over the years.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Their pizza is surprisingly good for a gas station. They even have the slogan "Famous for pizza."

It shouldn't be. We ground up the venison with beef fat to prevent drying. Plus the recipe I found calls for a little apple cider vinegar and a butter-based sauce to go with it. So it might be a bit more like sloppy joes, but close enough.

There is, of course, a cover of "Chevy Van."

So you knew my grandparents, huh?

I grew up in Nebraska, but this article inspired me to try a version of loose meats, Maid-Rites or whatever you want to call them with some ground venison I still have from a hunting trip back home a while back. I was planning on making burgers with tonight, but time to try something a little different.

The potato oles are good, there's just something about 'em where they nailed the right amount of saltiness. They used to have what they called the meat and potato burrito where they put some potato oles right in the burrito with steak and cheese sauce. I destroyed dozens of those things in my college days.

Ahhh, Runzas. I was never crazy about those until I tried the Swiss cheese mushroom variety. Those little bastards are fantastic.

That's because you're all too busy drinking beer and putting cheese on everything.

It's cute you think all of those things are Iowa-specific, but you are pretty much right in that they're delicious. Both Casey's and even Pizza Hut, believe it or not, made pretty great taco pizzas in my northeast Nebraska hometown. And one of the best breaded tenderloin sandwiches I've ever had is at a little dive…

But not as bad as shit on a shingle. That's a real thing.

Nah, you're better off with the barbecue. I mean, there's nothing wrong with these, they're just kind of plain, bordering on bland depending on who made them.

I get that they want to pin Ray's death on her. But if they kill her in jail that brings up the question of who killed her and why. Of course so does hijacking the prison bus, so I guess we'll see where this goes.

And Pence has done some truly evil shit in his life in the name of morals or religious freedom or Christ knows what so it's fitting.

There's always Brian Cox, if they want an actor that looks like Sandusky. But if they don't want someone named Cox playing Jerry Sandusky…