Seriously, I have to ask, what the hell is with all the underlining you've been doing lately?

What kind of nerd would have a moustache like that?

I think we've all enjoyed a shitload of Woody films since the rise of the internet.

"Voyage to the Baywatch Bottoms" was the premise of many a porno.

User name/avatar/comment synergy right here.

At first I was a little miffed I didn't get the final Jeopardy, but then I thought "fuck Journey." I'm at peace with this.

I was once showed a bunch of clips from Varsity Blues and asked what I thought about it at a mall. Probably because I was about a 19 year old guy and I was the target demo for that movie. They don't ask me any more because I'm old and don't go to malls.

I once had a Chevy van. We made love in my Chevy van. It was alright with me.

My van that we made love in, which was alright with me.

The worst is when they did the outtakes of the Trivago guy commercials. Who the fuck wants to watch the outtakes of a commercial?

Every time I see this guy I expect to hear his voice accompanying videos of people falling down, hurting themselves, falling through or off trampolines and that sort of thing. I may have been on the internet too long.

That's finally starting to turn around. Brownback was narrowly elected to a second term, and we voted out a bunch of the right wingers in the legislature who pushed his policies. This year they finally passed a bill to repeal his corporate tax exemptions. That was, of course vetoed, and only came three votes shy of an…

Ahh Shouldaben Gawwhaawwnnn!!

Hopefully the sequel will address the question of why do they gotta front?

Having Gotten out

I also got a chuckle from "Night Boobs." Reminds me of the time I was on a baseball blog and some guys were talking about The Replacements. One said he was OK with them, but didn't care for their more immature songs like "Kiss Me on the Butt."

I always thought it was a bit unfair they got lumped in with nu metal. Sure they had some similarities, but they were much more talented musically and Brandon Boyd was a much better singer than the Korn, Limp Bizkit and the like kind of singers. And not all of their songs were about having shitty childhoods or stupid…

I still love S.C.I.E.N.C.E., but haven't put it on in a while. Time to do that, it's such a cool "weird and good" album as you say.

Maybe all those people had real assholes for dads.

I don't remember much about the actual ceremony, but on my graduation day my girlfriend and I snuck back to my trailer to have sex and told my parents we'd meet them at the bar. Then we all got drunk together. The girlfriend has become my wife and my parents are still awesome. It was a pretty great day, but not…