I was wondering that too. I guess it would make sense Ray is reading it because he knows he's connected to Ennis' death. And my guess is Emmett was reading it because he heard about another person named Stussy who was murdered. "Not the Minnesota he grew up in."

Hmmm, that sounds like someone we know…

Remember when there used to be gigantic banks of theme everywhere in airports? I think you'd be hard pressed to find one even there these days.

And those elderly wrestlers that are around aren't running because of all the joint damage.

Ba da ba ba ba!

Even stumps?

How the hell he got his hair so shiny silver?

C-O-L-A cola.
(Wait, no…That was The Kinks)

Step into the madness!

Blood Drive Official Trailer #1.

It's your own fault for going anywhere near the Internet while eating.

Because getting people to listen to even Nickelback-sounding music is a pretty shitty thing to do to your fellow humans?

Every one of your moms
Eh, too easy

Ehhh.

Goddammit, now I'm never going to be able to look at Alyson Hannigan again without seeing that.

My wife's also also a Taurus also too!

A cult: more cultured and healthy than Alex Jones.

Or in Subway Jared's case, Monumental Pedophile.

I think all those Russian hookers Trump hired were fucking professionals.

Is it because of all the [FARTS]?