Yeah, I enjoyed it at the time. But, to be fair, I was a 19-year-old dumbass. Ice Cube was genuinely good, not surprisingly. And Rammstein was definitely a spectacle. They had all kinds of pyrotechnics and the singer pulled some sort of dildo/fountain contraption out of his pants at one point and sprayed what I hope…

More of them could use Werner Herzog's goofy ass voice doing the narration.

That guy in "The Great Outdoors" that got struck by lightning 66 times was pretty funny.

Whenever the topic of what was the worst band you've ever seen or what band are you embarrassed for having seen comes up I always have to admit I saw Korn, Limp Bizkit, Orgy and Rammstein all in the same night. It was the '98 Family Values tour, but hey, at least Ice Cube was there too.

I have a feeling they were also lying in response to the question "When you get home at night, does your fat, psychopathic wife thrash you within inches of your life?"

I haven't either. I saw the first movie but didn't bother after that.

Man, seeing a rolodex like that reminds me of those innocent days in the '80s and into the early '90s when you could just prank call the shit out of people without having to worry they could trace the number back to you.

I grew up in a small Nebraska town and I remember, as a kid, when you could call people locally with only the last four digits. You didn't even have to use the three digit prefix.

Now is the time to get out there and achieve your dreams, young man! Please.

But think of all the people whose pockets you can stuff your own red panties into.*

I think it's those landmines that you don't actually have to step on for them to explode the fuck out of you.

So you're saying I didn't know him as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Goin' Down" episode of "That's My Mama?"

I didn't think that, but I did think the song "I'm the King of Wishful Thinking" was saying "I'm the King I Wish for Bacon." And I thought to myself, "he's the king, get him some fuckin' bacon, or heads will roll!"

No shit, sherlock. But they've made it perfectly clear in the lead up to this season that the two characters aren't twins. In it's own previews, the A.V. Club noted this. When Ray said to Emmet that he was the older brother, he wasn't implying it was by a few minutes. How often have you heard one twin say,…

Not that I disagree with that, just that I thought the first two things were funny, and I hadn't heard about the last thing. But Archer is right that such a move would be extremely racist.

Maybe he named his balls Floppy.

Plus his character supposedly had "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his dick. Comedy gold!

A friend of mine was a FedEx guy in New Orleans and at least twice made deliveries to Shearer's house. He said that he was perfectly polite and said thank you when he delivered his packages and asked him to sign for them. So your assertion is completely null and void, based on this one piece of anecdotal evidence!

Definitely agreed on your first two paragraphs. Whenever somebody says quasi-anything now I want to respond "how quasi?"

MEW was posting to her Facebook from her smartphone in the bathtub. And I can buy that an old man would have a really old TV.