The bottled water is probably more than $4.

I ate at a place once that advertised a "spider sandwich," which was a soft shell crab on a bun. It was pretty good as I remember.

There was a big, black hair in my cup of grasshoppers. Disgusting.

One thing leads to another…

I saw Flock of Seagulls about 6 or 7 years ago. The singer guy with the famous haircut was wearing a baseball cap with a pony tail pulled out the little hole in the back. So I'm pretty sure he was bald, but he wanted us all to know he wasn't completely bald.

How the hell is he supposed to sleep?

In the 69 did Humpty's nose tickle your rear?

You said "thinking outside the box." That's A+ corporate speak that doesn't mean jack shit. You're hired!

United Airlines
Fuck You If You Feel Otherwise

What does dumb fuck mean?

It's a damn shame what they did to that dog.

He also failed to let his Soul Glo.

This sequel's looking so good, somebody should put it on a plate and sop it up with a biscuit.

You're a putz and you're a putz and you're a putz. They should change the name on the sign outside from My-Tee-Sharp to The Three Putzes!

Agreed, 3,000 square feet is not a small place. Our four bedroom, two and a half bath with finished basement is 1.250 square feet and has a front and back yard.

The lost city of Zinj did start with a Z, so…

Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Zed just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Archer has been "pushing rope" a few times, so he probably has some deep-seeded insecurities about it bouncing around in his subconscious.

No good sir, I'm on the level.

Put it in your pantry with your catnip.