Mattingly doesn't get an upvote from me until he shaves those sideburns.

Ehhh, not enough tits.

Son of a bitch has a forehead like a drive-in movie screen.

Yeah, when they have their mouth hanging open like that you know they're in distress, or at least stressed out.

The Smoking Gunns
Men on a Mission
Jeff Jarrett

Duke the Dumpster Droese.

B-E-E-…

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.

Now get out of here before I cut some bacon off your back!

I read that character the same way. He couldn't believe something that evil could happen in his small town. And when he was faced with the undeniable truth, he straight up told Alison Tolman's character he just wasn't cut out for this kind of work and she would be better for the job.

You know what they say: "Nobody parties like a jockey." Now be a good sport and let Buster snort a line off your boner.

Wait a minute. Sha Na Na has been mocking us all this whole time!

Because he had donkey brains.

It would be pretty funny if somebody yelled the only line i can remember from "Bulletproof" at him: "You know how I know this is a '70s porno? This guy's dick has sideburns."

A tattoupe, if you will.

Where?

That sounds logical. It was probably the rolling R that made me think there was a D on the front. And if it's made in Yelapa, well then… Thanks!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Yakety Sax improves every shitty movie. Take Titanic for example: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yet he somehow doesn't play for the Indianapolis Colts. Or even the Denver Broncos. Sometimes there's no justice in life.

I thought there was no way in hell I'd see this, but now…