A Burns victim, like a cartoon character who was exposed to nuclear waste, or had the hounds released upon them?

Too soon!

If kids today don't like "Major League" then maybe there is something to the "kids these days" thing. Fuck 'em, that's one of the greatest movies ever made.

I think they tried to make a TV show out of it in the late '80s. I remember it being pretty terrible, but then again I never liked the movie.

I'm not sure if I've ever had mezcal, but I've had plenty of tequila. Years ago while in Mexico, my wife and I took a day trip by boat from Puerto Vallarta to a little village called Yelapa. While hiking up into the hills, the guides took us to a tiny little bar way back in the woods. They had some stuff they called…

Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead!

Yeah, I can see how it would be a racket in densely populated urban areas. But in Minnesota, outside of the Twin Cities? I get that there's paid parking locations, it just seems weird to me that someone would bill themselves as the king of a business that everybody hates. Nobody likes paying for parking, looking for…

Right? That is why I hated it.

How he didn't become the biggest star in the world after "Snakes on a Plane" I'll never know.

*Scowls at exploited trowels.

No wonder we don't know her.

I keep reading these articles about Fargo and wondering what the hell a "parking lot king" is supposed to be. Who the hell is in the business of parking lots? Is it like a contractor who specializes in parking lots? Or somebody who builds parking garages? If it was that, wouldn't he be a parking garage king? So many…

Watch that video up above and let Heart's "Crazy on You" bounce around in your brain for a while. That's what's happening between my ears.

But don't confuse that with "led."

And don't even get me started on the "lede" thing.

I was just laughing about earlier, when you were talking to his belly.

No. Eduardo Sanchez is Kenny Powers' dad.

Never forget, Hipster Dbag, this was once JNCO-town.

As someone here once said "If you go digging for gold, don't be surprised if you hit a sewer line instead."

And Ricky Coogin, with his imaginary daughter and all.