Chuck Berry was from St. Louis. That's not really the south is it? Bo Diddley was born in Mississippi but moved to Chicago when he was six, so we can give him a pass, right?

Yes, it's excruciating. It still has morons mulling over multiple choice questions for goddamn forever.

He'd also eat up all their crackers and their licorice. Not to mention drink a bottle of Hennessey they got on their shelf.

Was Not Was?

Now, you might say to yourself "I got a lot of bitches," but rest assured he got much more.

No, but he will be releasing a new track to mark the occasion.

How do I say the safe word if I'm gagged? Is it "MRRRRFFFMWMFMMRRR?"

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? is still on for some reason. On my local channel it comes on right after Jeopardy!, but I always change it or turn it off immediately because it sucks.

It's like tryin' to catch a falling star.

In his book, Bruce Campbell shared stories of his brief time as a cab driver. Once he was giving a prostitute a ride home and she offered to let him come inside and bang her instead of paying her fare. But he claims he turned down the offer, citing the fare would be taken out of his pay if he didn't get it from her.

But you can't get said certification without a high school diploma?

If you still have the top of your head, you apparently don't live in Hawaii.

Are you implying that Virginia Woolf was a nympho?

So, if you drop out of high school you can't work at a Massage Envy? Do they require a degree in massageology, massage sciences or whatever it's called?

I'm laughing already!

Hmmm, OK. I guess I forgot that line. But it's definitely about Army of Darkness.

I've seen both Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness, but I'm no expert. So, forgive me for asking, but how is it obvious he's wrong? I don't doubt that he is, but I never noticed. I remember him saying "It (EDII) is so funny and violent and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass." Is it the soundtrack that's a giveaway?

Lots of people have probably already said this, but I'm too lazy to scroll and find out. John Cusack was great in "Love and Mercy," the movie about Brian Wilson. Fitting that it is probably his last great leading role, being in a music-centered movie much like "High Fidelity."

So…. you're happy that you can't grill for large stretches of the year because said grill is buried in snow?

They don't know jack shit about dental hygiene either.