Two of the jurors in that case said almost exactly that in that OJ documentary from last year that just won the Oscar.

I'll say!

Remember that time I dropped my keys, and you thought the phone was ringin'?!

No kidding. Plus it just wastes time. As did her "whaaaaat" after the hosers question and "They're gonna take away my passport" comment. Not to mention her constantly ringing in with wrong responses. Quit wasting our time, we want to see all of the clues, goddammit!

You son of a bitch. I clicked on that link thinking it was going to be a compilation of Kirstin moments or an intro or something about our lovely bygone contestant.

More puns? Do you always have to Ramadan our throats?

Part of me thinks "why in the hell would I bother watching this?" Then another part of me says "John Goodman and John C. Reilly are in it, how bad can it possibly be?"

I figured it had the same rules as action movies: Everybody except for the hero is an incredibly terrible shot.

That's what I call most modern country already, or FM country if I'm in polite company. So yes, making it a thing would work for me. The only problem is there is legitimately good country music still being made, but it's never going to be the popular stuff.

She has a large, shit-country-singing, sentient dick for a husband.

Nice work. Having done some of those interviews where you only get X number of minutes before the publicist kicks you off the line I know they can be difficult. But you had some good questions and got even better responses out of her.

What the hell is that saying supposed to mean? I'm kind of afraid to ask Urban Dictionary.

That's awesome, I'd never seen that. Thanks for sharing.

He finds poultry "tasteless overall?" Man, that's just crazy talk. Or he's been eating poultry cooked by somebody who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

If it's any consolation, Joe Strummer is dead so we'll never know if he hated you.

Or Kevin "Ain't No Thang but a Chicken" Pang

I knew it! George Soros is bussing in protesters!

And he was also put on the spot here. Not to mention that "Dayman" isn't exactly full of inspired rhymes, the insanity is the appeal.

The right cola for closure.