Has anyone asked how long it will be until Trump takes credit for this? If not, how long will it be until someone asks that?

You try findin' clean piss in Baltimore!

That was pretty much my exact experience. I missed FJ and got Athens but picked Paris as the other one, just as a guess of who might have hosted the Olympics and spaced on the whole "classical civilization" or whatever that clue said.

And YOU left out Wild at Heart!

That was the first movie I ever watched with my wife. We even rented in on VHS! We've been married for 12 years, but I still haven't gotten around to watching it again.

It was the blurst of posts?!?!?!

Dis ain't ovah.

You know what about dick tattoos now?

And he never washed whatever cooking grease or lube he used out of his shitty, ratty hair.

True, but Toonces did all the heavy lifting in those sketches.

That ridiculous dress with the huge, poofy sleeves she wears in the restaurant scene was kind of funny to look at.

I'll give you the iced tea and Christianity, but they didn't completely fuck up porches. Pick up trucks and overalls, on the other hand…

She manages to not kill "UHF." Granted, her character doesn't do anything funny, but what was my point again?

True story: My brother did a talent show lip synching routine to "The Streak" at our Catholic grade school in the '80s. And no, it did not involve any actual streaking.

They give each other a hard time, but they're friends!

In space?

I had one of those too. But the problem was, no matter what song I set it for, I'd wake up to the sound of the thing powering up, the little noise it made when the CD started spinning for a few seconds before the track came on. I wanted the song to be the first thing I heard, but I guess I was too light of a sleeper.

We haven't had the pleasure of meeting.

Two years ago, maybe. Yes, they won the last head-to-head matchup, but by any other metric it's not even close.

Yeah, but a lot of that was shitty music.