That is the fucking worst. I also hate it when they decide freedom of speech shouldn't exist for the people they don't like. Example: The time I had to explain to an old lady I worked with why it wasn't illegal for Michael Moore to criticize George W. Bush at the Oscars.

I don't get why people always say Paul Dano is punchable. Is it because he's a little weird looking?

Especially snappers. Those fuckers are downright dangerous. And don't even get me started on the lawnmowers…

I'm so booooooored with the C-L-A-S-H!

Hall and Oates did a lot of great shit. For a long time I made fun of them, thought they were lame and "too '80s" or a lot of stupid things. Then a friend who's musical tastes I greatly respect and who I thought would hate them expressed his admiration. That got me giving them a re-appraisal and realizing how many…

I saw Public Enemy do a free show last summer and they kicked ass. So yes, I agree with your point is what I'm getting at.

I would like only you to know that they will most definitely be doing this tour without me. Just like every other tour they've ever done.

(The surviving members of) The Who (and who the hell are those other guys?)

Were all the good names taken when it came time for Larry and Adam to pick nicknames too?

Don't feel bad. He had a good run.

And they're also great for a hungover breakfast. Is there anything drunks and eggs can't accomplish together?!

Jadeveon Clowney is one of the better names in football right now. Even better than Barkevious Mingo and almost as good as Prince Amukamara.

It's OK. You're rooting for them in the week they aren't playing.

I think the new ones with Omar have some potential.

I'm a bit torn. It's great to finally have a good team to root for again, that doesn't want to make me shoot myself while watching them play. On one hand, I'm thrilled they just had a winning record again and made the playoffs. On the other hand, I'm heartbroken that Carr got knocked out and they have a rookie QB…

Tell me about it.

As long as the Packers win, I could cotton to this. Because I live in Chiefs country and hate the fucking Chiefs. Seeing the expectations followed by heartbreak would be some delicious schadenfreude.

That's a big lock!

Dude, who keeps a bucket of chestnuts in their car?

Same here.