I hung dong back there, but you guys didn't see it.

That episode is complete dynamite. "I wanna bang your Aunt Donna"
"I'm giving Frank a Handy under the table"
"You're supposed to be sexually active, but you're not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table!"
"Imagine if we plowed, I mean really UHHHNNN!"
And of course, everyone screaming "INTERVENTION!" at each…

I got a couple friends hooked on the show with a viewing of "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person."

Or what Frank did to himself with the onions.

The first episode I saw was "The Gang Hits the Road." I was hooked immediately and still count that as one of my favorites.

Caribbean isn't considered Western?

It would be pretty easy. Just find one crash and use it over and over and over again.

Yes, it's never the person who pulled the trigger's fault. Just like it was the old man who got shot in the face's fault that Dick Cheney shot him in the face. Or every domestic abuse victim's fault that they pushed someone to the point of assaulting them. Or every rape victim's fault because they were dressed like a…

I had the same thought when I first saw him, that it was awesome they were keeping Old Black Man (just say Old Man!) around. Though it became clear he was necessary for this episode. I wonder if he'll be around for even more episodes, or if he'll pop in and out like other recurring characters such as the McPoyles,…

"But I wasn't done playing with it" is perfect Charlie.

I have a friend who's deathly allergic to eggs and I'm going to try this on him next time I see him.

In that kid's defense, John Lynch was a dick.

What do kicked the bucket, bought the farm, bit the big one, croaked, expired, went to that great whorehouse in the sky and took a big ol' shit indicate?

Then what the hell are you doing around the A.V. Club boards?

I outsource all of mine. It's chiba that way.

Smoke pole every day doesn't quite work as a sweater slogan for you.

A strong pilsner's what I'm thinking of.

That guy and that voice will be together forever.

At that point, I will be bitching like all the people who bitch about IPAs now.

All that porno I watch has led me to believe there would be a lot of potential for sexy shenanigans in this library.