WHY AM I PERSECUTED?!?!?!?!?!

I was completely flabbergasted when I saw that judge crying his eyes out while announcing his ruling in whatever case it was related to her estate. That was just goddamn bizarre.

I'd love to see someone flush his ashes down a toilet like Frank Reynolds did with Country Mac's remains.

Child du jour: Chili.

Holy shit, Embiid is finally playing? For real? I wish him and your Sixers well. He was a hell of a lot of fun to watch during his one season at Kansas.

I haven't been to a Saints game, but I do enjoy Saints fans. At least the ones I met in New Orleans, all good people. Plus, when I was there, I saw a lot of stores selling T-shirts in team colors that said "Fuck Goodell," but with fleur-de-lis in place of the U and Os in Goodell. Those guys are alright by me.

As long as they tour again and come to my town.

It's a small planet.

I mob you mob a we mob

Something something tiny hands.

Doesn't the sucking off make it OK to be that guy?

Oh fuck, I still don't get it!

Have you tried closing the window and opening it back up?

I haven't seen this ad, but I'm certain it doesn't literally say that.

He's very well read, it's well known.

Dylan's "Must be Santa," along with Elvis' Christmas Album are among the very few Christmas songs I actually look forward to hearing each year.

He's Steve Albini, but only of Big Black. And Roland deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, GODDAMMIT!!!

Jack's Iron?

It's probably for all the dumbass American tourists who can't dream of leaving their comfort zone, even though they're in a country known for its food.

I have a Facebook friend who I know from high school. I've seen him post pictures of him and his young daughters camping out for the openings of new Chick-Fil-As three times now. By doing so they were among the first 100 customers to the new location and got something like free sandwiches for a year.