I hope your bet also specifies that Gronkowski has to throw three TDs to Brady, not the other way around.

In-person NCAAB can be absolutely awesome, but it's highly dependent on the location. I go to a fair amount of Kansas Jayhawks games and it's one of the best environments in the country, absolutely worth attending at least once, even if you have no connection whatsoever.

The Tigers aren't playing TO-NIGHT!!! We all will miss the game.

My team* is also doing well, currently holding a 1 game to 0 lead over the Boston Red Sox!

My parents bought a globe some time in the early '80s when I was a kid. It lit up and everything and still works. I test it every time I go home. I think they got it with their purchase of an encyclopedia set.

You might want to see your doctor if you broke your knob off.

The other B word? You mean "Battering Ram?"

I wanna say it's Fred Ward, but I'm not positive.

Even "Cocksucker Blues" isn't all that bluesy.

Who got it from God's wondrous majesty!

But they're still better at it than pretty much any age American white guys playing the blues.

Right next to Larry and his other brother Darryl.

I'd take a kick in the face over Clapton.

Sister Morphine will help ease the pain of CancerAIDS.

If you want to sneak into a sausage party you could just go to a Trump rally.

Something something two things…

Lord knows I have.

He's really good at doing that sort of shtick on Conan too. It helps also that Conan and Andy play along so well. I remember once he told some long complex joke about having a ship made of gold or a ship made of diamonds, but the most valuable ship in the world is friendship.

Jerri Blank, start of "Strangers With Candy," sold a baby. A little white baby.

And sold their homemade sex tape.