A sphincter says whaaaaat?

You would say that. You have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!

I mean, you gotta know there's at least an average chance the crowd will think you're the impersonator when you go out there. If you have self esteem issues, why the hell would you go out there? But then again, if you didn't have self esteem issues, why would you be dancing on Maury? Vicious cycle.

Me either. I've seen a few people use things like *makes kissing figures gesture* or something to that effect.

Slipped my mind…

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs! On the next "Town Talk"

If Facebook has taught us nothing else…

The worst I've seen is some video on a friend's Facebook that had some jackass say Kaepernick shouldn't worry about oppressed people of color because "People of color who have done things the right way in this country have done very well for themselves." In other words, the people of color who are oppressed have only…

I do quote your avatar quite often. Especially if I'm anywhere near a raquetball court, and even sometimes if I just see tennis on TV I have to shriek "ERADICATOR!"

I love that one so much.

A few years ago I got the entire series on DVD off Amazon for about $45. I gave it to a friend for Christmas, but if you're into physical media that might be worth checking out.

Now I'm imagining how awesome it would be reading an interview with John Mayer about how much he hates his own shitty song.

Yes, I can get literally dozens of different crafts for less than $10 a six. There's a good local brewery, Free State, that's about $8.50 at most. And just about all the regional stuff rarely hits $9. And depending on the store you go to, you can often find things on special for $7 or $7.50. I know that's not a huge…

Well I'll be damned.

Cheaper than before? I see Ballast Point popping up in the liquor stores in my area more and more all the time. And I've never seen it for less than $11 a six pack. It may be good, but I'm not going to pay that much to find out.

There's already a Busch Stadium in St. Louis. I don't know if they'd want that kind of confusion. And don't they just call it Nationals Park?

The insurance business alone is still full of shitty jingles.

To be fair, everything reminds you of smoked sausage.

Wow, how'd you get Linda Ronstadt?!

So it's a Canadian candy bar, huh? I've never heard of this Skor thing you all are talking about.