That doesn't sound like a very good deal if you have to eat on the floor.

I'm 37 and would definitely go see Prophets of Rage if they were coming to my town.

I especially liked the part where Frank crawled out of the dog crate, covered in cake ingredients.

You're exaggerating.

And she got kicked out of the investment club, thus leading her to compete with those women and their pita truck.

Yeah, I thought the same thing when I saw the one with the question about who encourages her to leave the brute. Duh, Patty and Selma, they've only done exactly that about a dozen or more times.

Would you ask Tom Petty to back down?

Ha, the joke's on you. ASCAP has no jurisdiction in Spain.*

BUNKER IS A GOOD, HARDWORKING RACIST!

We had a cat that would do the thing with the socks too. She would steal them out of my dresser drawer when it wasn't completely closed. One time it was open a bit too far and her weight hanging on it pulled the dresser completely over.

I think it ended up in the ditch over there, by that chick's panties. Could you take a look for me, please?

Can we get Iron Madden?

I thought Christian republicans were the most oppressed group in America. If they're not, why do they keep screaming that?

You cad!

Some of the soccer games have been in Manaus.

The Brazilians I know all insist Argentina is the worst place on Earth.

I'm not falling for that and ending up with a dick in my hand again.

True story: When I was 15, I crashed my brother's car while listening to White Zombie. Years later, while interviewing Rob Zombie, I asked him about criticism he's received for his music. He said he doesn't get much anymore but people constantly tell him they get speeding tickets while listening to his music. He then…

This checks out. That game got real fuckin' dangerous when playing with my Grandpa. God help you if you played a draw four on him. My brother got a beer can chucked at his head for doing that.

I had a fling car back in college. It was an '81 Buick Regal and I totally banged this chick on the trunk on a country road!