$2047 and one cent!

Well maybe you have a great job, but did you ever score four touchdowns in a single game?

As a native Nebraskan now living in Kansas, I can sympathize with you over the batshit politics we've had to live with for the past several years. But I have been impressed with Nebraska's moves you point out here, outlawing DP and refusing the Kansas style tax plan, which has been catastrophic and is finally starting…

It was worth it for "Parasitic Countchocula." Holy shit, that's hilarious.

Yes, we know. It ends in the ass.

I hope you covered Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm Woman."

Yes, sometimes his acting is sexist, but you lovely bitches and hoes should know he's trying to correct this.

So, how did Richard Gere become the one attached to that urban legend?

If penises are popping out during the women's water polo games then we got bigger problems than water algae.

My favorite was the "Ask the minutes from a heated Kiwanis Meeting."

Now it's the cromulentest.

Cromulenter

There are some cultures around the world that would probably argue with this.

I was just thinking how easily a name like Steele Johnson and the fact that he is known for appearing pretty much naked and with all them muscles prominently on display would make his transition into porn.

That crash was bad, but what are they supposed to do? Speculating on how badly she was injured wouldn't do any good. And, as they said, they didn't have any info on the extent of her injuries, but would pass on any information as soon as they got it.

OK USA!

I've never been a cycling fan, or participated in any sort of races, but I found the road races to be pretty damn exciting. Granted, I only watched the last hour or so, and not the first 39 hours of the race. But the action of cameras on motorcycles following the riders, the huge speeds they hit going downhill, people…

I didn't consider regional variations, having always lived places where AC is pretty much standard, even in shitty slum rentals.

Snoop was on Family Feud that very same night. I figured it was just a case of everybody booking him while he was making the game show rounds. Or that he really enjoys being on game shows. Like when he was on The Price is Right and helped a lady nail $10,000 on Plinko.

Do people honestly go to the movies just for air conditioning? I've heard that mentioned 'round here, but don't the majority of people have air conditioning? I mean, I know not everyone does but how common can this phenomenon be?