A guy I knew in college kept a box of Milk Bones on top of his fridge. Because he genuinely liked to snack on them and claimed they made his breath fresh.

Carhole?

And don't forget the shitty movies!

Was every question "So how the hell does cricket work?" Because I've never figured that out.

You guys all suck.

Your avatar looks appropriately bewildered at how this movie got made.

I'm not exactly an extroverted person, but for some reason I've always loved talking to cabbies. I find they're generally pretty friendly people, often with interesting stories about their backgrounds.

I recently read "Black and Blue: The Redd Foxx Story" and have been going back and watching/listening to Redd's old stuff. Yeah, it was safe by today's standards, but I don't think you should judge stuff from the '50s and '60s by today's standards. Still, a lot of his stuff is batshit hilarious. And if you want…

There are three reasons a woman wears a sweater. One is to keep her warm. You wanna take a bite on the other two?

A simple supper time
's bout a dime of love

I can second this. It's somehow perfect to watch on the DVR on a hungover Sunday morning.

Get the fuck out of here. Yes, Hillary voted for the Iraq war. But had she voted against it, the war still would've happened. Saying Captain Khan died because of any one person is fucking stupid and more than a little disingenuous.

The Dukes of Hazzards' cousin who filled in during contract disputes

It's times like these I miss the Taco Bell Bell.

But we still have Bunny!

Brazil damn near carries that title on its own.

Mike Pence does not approve of dancing. Because you know who likes to dance? THE GAYS!!!

He doesn't care whose toes he steps on!

Good lord willin' and the creek don't rise, yes.

I loved the one about how "Biden tears up at the thought of Americans who can only afford shitty ditch weed" or something to that affect.