I did like Snoop's answer of "put hands on him."

This will be almost as great as the time Snoop's family was on Family Feud and the first question was "Name something grandma might do if she caught grandpa smoking reefer."

Whiter than Nebraska Furniture Mart?*

I'll have you know Nebraska Furniture Mart is the shit!

Couldn't they call 53rd and 3rd Dee Dee Drive by now?

It would've been kind of funny if the Baltimore Ravens had kept the name Browns. Then, when Cleveland got its new expansion franchise they wouldn't have been able to rename them the Browns. It would've been one last, enduring fuck you to Cleveland from Art Modell.

I would've figured he jerks off while downvoting people who use hashtags.

I don't watch Dr. Who, but I also don't go into articles about said show or its actors and ask "Who?"

And you know what I don't understand? Why do they call it taking a dump, instead of leaving a dump? I mean after all, you're not taking it anywhere.

Those aren't as bad as the hot version of Fun-Yuns, whatever they're called. I mean, original Fun-Yuns are junk food perfection. No need to fuck with that.

Xanderpuss treats objects like women, man.

No fucking shit, Internet!

Don Lemon is Hipster DBag?

Harriet Tubman's not Batman!

Oh yeah? Well, anti-beard screeds are just what I'd expect from a nun.

I could've sworn that was a picture of Randy Travis on the home page. ….And now I want to see Matt Damon in a Randy Travis biopic. Just imagine the scene when he fights those cops naked!

Username/comment synergy. And yeah, I was drinking keg beer last weekend and noticed how much foam was getting caught in my whiskers. But, since it was outdoors in the heat, it wasn't all bad. In that case the beard had a very slight difference on how I experienced the heat.

As a beard owner, I'd just like to share that having a beard makes absolutely no difference in how you experience the heat.

Conservatives say stupid things and don't know what socialism is. This isn't news.

The Pepsi challenge cured Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.