We could do that as a double bill with my hot dog eating challenge to raise awareness of starvation!

Keep fighting the good fight. Here's to a full recovery for you and Miss Jones. On a related noted, I've found Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings to be fantastic workout music. And existential dread doesn't have a chance when you're dancin' away to their tunes.

It is, and for my money, "100 Days 100 Nights" is just as good. Both amazing albums.

Can you, or will you be able to believe they forgot that one celebrity?

That's better than when I was in college and the trend was dudes bleaching their hair. I had a goatee in my natural shade and suddenly I started hearing people say "he looks like the due from Everclear" meaning Art Alexakis. That's when I realized just how stupid I looked and the bleaching ended.

Brazil? Abso-goddamn-lutely love Dionne Warwick and Burt Bacharach. The first time I went in '96 they also unironically loved Rick Astley, after his hits but before Rickrolling was a thing.

Did you get points for listing "Miss Me Blind" twice, or was it a hit twice? Or was the non-capitalized spelling version a difrerent song, and therefore, a different hit?

A station that only played Motown and '50s country sounds awesome. I'd jam the shit out of that.

'Cuz he dont' even miss her?

I'd probably go with Chronicle as the greatest of the greatest hits, for my money.

Of course I like toilet paper and Hershey bars. I'm not an animal!

I was having that problem and the only way I could get it to end was signing up for a Disqus account. I wasn't happy about it, because Fuck Disqus, but it seemed to work for the most part.

When I was a kid my family would often go to a bar in the small (less than 400 people) town near where my grandparents lived. Their bathroom doors said "Pointers" and "Setters." Of course I didn't get the joke as a kid and went in the wrong bathroom at least a couple times unknowingly.

Demmycrats, man!

I have a friend that refers to that statue as "Bluecifer." I have no idea if that's a common thing, but I think it should be.

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?

I've also heard that we can comment on Savage Love now. I have a feeling that won't end well.

I have a friend who has referred to any non-fantastic burger as a "green pepper welfare burger" for many years.

I thought mayonnaise on fries sounded disgusting until I was in Amsterdam and tried it. And it's great.

Show 'em some NBA footage from the '80s. That will straighten them right out on the length of shorts.