How do I get back there to/the place where I fell asleep inside you?

Make me!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

HVAC specialists know how to put the "vent" in conventions.

Piggies!

I'm pretty sure if you just do a search for MILF you can find one million moms getting laid.

I see, but having the best record in the entire league isn't terribly important. With the system set up the way it is, as long as you win the division you get a best of five series. Granted, it can help get you home field advantage, but it's not like a big tournament where seeding makes a huge difference.

Who failed to make even the play-in games in the most recent tournament.

Apologies if I'm missing the joke but, as of this morning, the Indians have a 5.5 game lead in the AL Central, the largest divisional lead in the American League.

Wow, that's incredible and relevant for today. Things really haven't changed in 40 years.

I'm going to wear bells when I run so I Jingle All the Way.

So what would the three or four different hats mean?

I don't know what it means, but I saw them a few weeks ago and throughout his five or six wardrobe changes, Axl kept the flannel shirt around his waist.

The recommendations by others on this thread are probably worth more as I've only read a few, but I'd recommend: Rum Punch (the basis for the movie Jackie Brown), Freaky Deaky and Out of Sight. They're all good, entertaining reads.

You ever heard of the Magnificent Seven? That was Denzel. ….And six other guys.

I don't like being outdoors, Penelope (Jack) Rockatansky. For one thing, there are too many fat children.

If preening during volleyball games were a crime in the Navy, we never would've got "Top Gun."

I'm closing in on the end of "Legends of the Fall" by Jim Harrison. After seeing him on a recent episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" where he was in Montana, I decided to pick up a few books by Harrison. I started with "Dalva" and "True North," both of which I enjoyed quite a bit. I didn't realize "Legends…

What are some of your favorite Elmore Leonards? I've read three or four and enjoyed them well enough. I know he was crazy prolific so perhaps I'll pick up another one or two at the library for some end-of-summer reading.

I hope people don't hear about this emoji movie. He'll be the laughing stock of the grindcore community.