Not bashing a Great Job, Internet? That's a paddlin'.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Fair enough. And I have chuckled while watching him pour the powdered creamer into his drink. But my larger point was that I don't think they're making a joke out of the drink itself, like it's some kind of funny thing for a person to drink. Like you say, it's more the situations in which he consumes it.

You'll be X-Static with all the great puns we come up with!

I don't think they play the drink for comedy. It's just a good drink the dude likes. His beverage of choice.

You keep drivin'. And you're gonna keep drivin'.

None. Because he spits the hotdogs back out.

Pay cheque ? Waddayou, some kinda commie, Frenchie, hippie queer?

I love that someone named "My Ass" upvoted this.

But you can still have the beer and well-endowed women, right?

Indeed. I also liked his move where you could Irish whip somebody into the ropes and then hit 'em with a flying shoulder.

If this had Bad Dudes I'd line up to buy it on day one.

So, it still has King Hippo, Piston Honda, Bald Bull, Magic Tiger, Don Flamenco, Soda Popinsky and all those guys?

What the hell did the announcer say every time somebody passed the puck? It sounded like "Mr. Ted" or "hits the head" or "shits the bed."

Arch Rivals was was fucking awesome. Being able to punch people in a basketball game, being able to shatter the backboard on dunks and they wouldn't even fix it, people slipping on garbage on the court. Damn, I loved that game. I'd always take Mohawk or I think Reggie, the black dude with goggles. You always knew…

Hell, you could beat anybody by just wearing them down with the spin kick anybody could do by simply pushing the A button.

Man, Pro Wrestling was the shit. Star Man and his backflip kick were unstoppable. All those characters were great too, and I could win the title with any of 'em. Except Fighter Hyabusa, he sucked.

Or Blades of Steel.

One of my favorite tricks was using the Atlanta Falcons. They weren't a great overall team, but they had Deion Sanders on their kickoff team. If you kicked it full power into the bottom right corner of the endzone you could get a safety every time. Because there was a glitch that rendered you unable to take a…

It's interesting that they went with the Original Tecmo Bowl over Super, or including both like they did with several titles.