Senility?

We had a tuxedo cat growing up and she was awesome. Is there any truth to the myth that there are no truly all-black cats, that they all have at least a few white hairs on them somewhere?

I'm glad to hear it's not just me whose been having browser crash issues when visiting this site. Although it's been working fine today, knock on a black cat.

Fine username/avatar/comment anti-symmetry here.

That one was pretty great. I still laugh when I think about the part where Travolta turned into a bat, and then another bat immediately starts fucking him. And Kevin Nealon in his great way says "WOW, that bat's really givin' it to the Count!"

Goddamn Canadians.

Some of those guys like McGwire and Bonds are absolute sticks when compared to pictures of themselves later in their careers. Their denials of 'roids were made completely ridiculous when you saw pictures of their inflated physiques and especially Bonds' gargantuan head.

That does say a lot about the weight of expectations in baseball. Most players would kill for those kind of career numbers. But most players aren't heralded as superstars, the next big things or the saviors of the game/their team like these guys were.

I've been seeing a meme on my Facebook with Tim Curry's Pennywise looking out from the sewer and it says "Hey kid, there's Pokemon down here."

Now, if you'd said you had qweefed up stuff scarier than that, you would've scared us.

See, johnyb, I told you they could deep fry Nic Cage.

I thought the performance was fine, but it seemed to me like they had the vocals way too high in the mix and the rest of the band, especially the guitar and bass, way too low.

As long as it's not Leinenkugel's original, or regular or whatever the standard kind is called. That shit is nasty. The red and all others I've tried are pretty good.

And in what order did you clean said rooms?!?!?!?

I'm not a Patriots fan, but I'm all for anything that forces Goodell to eat shit.

Yep, it's been doing that to me for about three days now. I haven't been able to see any of my notifications.

Hey fuck you! My Grandpa Melvin did not have a shitty name.

Yeah, better safe than accusing someone of something as despicable as Bills fandom.

I wish all pokemons would go fuck themselves.

Our very own Cookie Monster is a professed Bills fan.