I had a nice chuckle picturing someone tied down, eyelids propped open, forced to watch several Pete Yorn concerts, A Clockwork Orange-style.

Yes, but only for research purposes.

Wouldn't it be something more anti-semitic like "9/11 was the Jews?"

I loved that "She Drives Me Crazy" song they did!

Acknowledging Fred Durst for his competent delivery is like praising a stand up comedian for having shitty material but a competent delivery. They might wring a laugh or two out of you with a good delivery, but they still suck.

No. It's "I really, really, really wanna kiss a sick ox."

*Shoots JGoo in the gut, is shot in the face in return*

I hate the greasy fuck. I saw a game the other day where he had that stupid eye black running down his face and the broadcast showed a side-by-side comparison of him and Alice Cooper. It was pretty fitting.

But I'm going to guess you're not the type of person who says shit like "soccer's boring because nobody ever scores. I'd rather watch paint dry." Or "If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take my friends to the bar." Both of those are real things I've heard anti-soccer dipshits say.…

The Cubs are still kicking ass. As of this morning they have an 11 game lead in their division. They'll almost certainly make the playoffs. But if anybody could fuck up a huge first half lead it's the Cubs.

I was actually given the ticket for free from our neighbors. But I still get the old-fashioned tickets when I go to the club (or box office as it were) which I do as often as possible to avoid paying Ticketmaster's stupid fees.

I just went to Guns n Roses last night and I have an old fashioned ticket stub. Actually, they just scanned the barcode and didn't even rip part of the ticket off.

I was wondering if anybody would bring up the Royals because it's a very similar situation. I also live close by and try to make a few games a year. I've had a lifelong connection to the team because my dad and some community folks took us to games once a summer during the post '85 series win when they still had Bo…

Indeed. They've won 12 in a row and are building a pretty good lead in the AL central. There's a real good chance they'll make the playoffs, but we'll see what happens once and if they get there.

What's arguably even worse is the people that go out of their way to bitch about soccer whenever the World Cup, Copa America, Euro or whatever comes around. OK, I get it bro, you like the "real, American, manly sports." Good for *you chief.

Not soon enough!

And the guy in the first vine looks like young, skinny Mac from It's Always Sunny in a cowboy hat.

Hey, I got zero!

It makes me feel old as hell, but when my brother and I were kids we'd pull up the headrests on the back of the front seats in the station wagon and pretend they were TVs. We'd even "type" in to the imaginary computer on the back of the seats to tell it what we wanted to see. Then of course we'd tell each other what…

Probably about 65 percent of my time at work is with earbuds in and nothing playing. I'll put 'em in to listen to an album or a youtube video or something, then just figure, ah the hell with it, and leave them in until I have to move out of the cord's reach.